Wait'll Next Year! Is The

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

Happiness Is Contagious. Be A Carrier!!

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

If At First You Don't Succeed-try, Try Again. Don't Think Of It As Failure. Think Of It As Timed-release Success.

Here's To All Volunteers, Those Dedicated People Who Believe In All Work And No Pay.