Here's To All Volunteers, Those

There Are Days When It Takes All You've Got Just To Keep Up With The Losers.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

A Sigh Is An Amplifier For People Who Suffer In Silence.

I Understand The Big Food Companies Are Developing A Tearless Onion. I Think They Can Do It - After All, They've Already Given Us Tasteless Bread.

Do You Ever Get The Feeling That The Only Reason We Have Elections Is To Find Out If The Polls Were Right?