Stem Cells Are Like Toenail

On The Fourth Day Of Telecommuting, I Realized That Clothes Are Totally Unnecessary.

The Cheesecake Factory Is A Great Business Model, But If You Take Your Wife There For Your 25th Wedding Anniversary, You Might Not Reach Your 26th.

When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come Off And Employers Are Less Nice. People Become Disposable.

I Used To Be Stupid But I've Turned That Situation Around 360 Degrees.

In Japan, Employees Occasionally Work Themselves To Death. It’s Called Karoshi. I Don’t Want That To Happen To Anybody In My Department. The Trick Is To Take A Break As Soon As You See A Bright Light And Hear Dead Relatives Beckon.