Take The Money And Run.

Life Is Short. Short, And Not About Anything Except What You Can Touch And What Touches You.

Of All The Wonders Of Nature, A Tree In Summer Is Perhaps The Most Remarkable; With The Possible Exception Of A Moose Singing 'embraceable You' In Spats.

If God Exists, I Hope He Has A Good Excuse.

Some People Think About Sex All The Time; Some People Think Of Sex Some Of The Time; And Some People Never Think About Sex: They Become Lawyers.

I'm Not A Big Believer In The Sense Of Jews Having A Monopoly On Comedy.