Teach Your Kids To Make

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.

It's Hard Dealing With Day To Day Disappointments And Feeling Like You Can't Find Success. Especially When Your Best Friend Is Pixar.

The Key To Attempting To Create Art In Some Aspect Is Also Knowing That It Will Turn Some People Off.

On Stage I Am The Actor, Director And The Bouncer All At The Same Time. Fear Does Not Exist In This Dojo Does It? No Sensi! Sorry When I Get Excited I Have To Toss In Some Karate Kid Quotes.

You Must Accept Responsibility For Your Actions. This Doesn't Include Reactions, Interactions Or Transactions If You're Thinkin' Loophole.