Tennis Is Like Marrying For

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.