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My Mom Said The Two Most Important Kitchen Utensils Are Attached To Your Arms... You Cannot Mix Up Meatballs With A Wooden Spoon, Get In There, Get Your Fingers Dirty!

I Used To Work In Kitchens, Doing 12 Or More Hours A Day Of Physical Labor, So Today, Eight To 12 Hours Of Cooking, Chatting Or Filming Feels Like A Vacation. When I Have A Scheduled 'day Off,' I Spend Several Hours Writing, Then I Clean Until I Crash From Fatigue. I Don't Relax Well.

When You Really Want To Show Some Love, Keep The Flowers And Say It With Spaghetti.

Make Big Pots Of Soups, Stews And Chilis - They Stretch A Buck, And You Can Live Off Them For Days!

You Do It With Your Own Two Hands, So There's A Sense Of Pride. You Really Do Forget All Our Problems, Because You're Focusing On The Food.