The Best Revenge Is Living

Success Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

Folks Who Go Through The Tabloids Ought To Have To Be Lied To.

If Someone's Lying, Are Their Pants Really On Fire

Have You Ever Seen That Guy Who Has The Record For Fattest Man In The World? Bob Hughes, The Fattest Man In The World... 1400 Pounds. Ladies And Gentlemen, The Man Has Let Himself Go.

Your Blessing In Life Is When You Find The Torture You're Comfortable With.