Success Is The Enemy Of

Well, Sometimes We Do Actually Have To Get Up Early, But A Man Will Always Trade Sleep For Sex.

There Is Nothing More Rewarding Than Completing A Goal You Have Set For Yourself.

If You Go To A Bad Movie, It's Two Hours. If You're In A Bad Movie, It's Two Years.

Of Course, Everyone Wants To Be Healthy. The Amusing Thing Is No One's Really Sure How To Do It.

The Worst Thing About Television Is That Everybody You See On Television Is Doing Something Better Than What You're Doing. You Never See Anybody On Tv Just Sliding Off The Front Of The Sofa, With Potato Chip Crumbs All Over Their Shirt.