There Is Nothing More Rewarding

I Am So Busy Doing Nothing... That The Idea Of Doing Anything - Which As You Know, Always Leads To Something - Cuts Into The Nothing And Then Forces Me To Have To Drop Everything.

Airline Hostesses Show You How To Use A Seatbelt In Case You Haven't Been In A Car Since 1965.

I Have A Nice Bookshelf In My Office, But Not My House. I'm Crass, But Not That Crass.

Can't You At Least Die With A Little Dignity?

Well, Howard Stern Has Been Doing His Impression Of Me For Years. It Doesn't Really Bother Me.