The Best Thing About Living

Life Is A Near-death Experience.

'i Am' Is Reportedly The Shortest Sentence In The English Language. Could It Be That 'i Do' Is The Longest Sentence?

Of Course, In Los Angeles, Everything Is Based On Driving, Even The Killings. In New York, Most People Don't Have Cars, So If You Want To Kill A Person, You Have To Take The Subway To Their House. And Sometimes On The Way, The Train Is Delayed And You Get Impatient, So You Have To Kill Someone On The Subway. That's Why There Are So Many Subway Murders; No One Has A Car.

That's The Whole Meaning Of Life, Isn't It? Trying To Find A Place For Your Stuff.

To Me The Cynics Are The Ones In The Boardrooms With The Reports From The Focus Groups.