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If Ever We Needed In This Country To Adopt A New Attitude Towards Homosexuality, This Is The Time. Instead Of Treating It As A Crime, And Driving It Underground, We Ought To Recognize It For What It Is: It's A Mental Illness, It's A Psychiatric Condition Which Ought To Be Treated Sympathetically By Psychiatrists And Social Workers.

I Remember Burying A Girl Fourteen Years Of Age Who Had Died With A Ruptured Appendix... I Buried A Good Many People That I Knew, Some Of Whom I Loved.

In Washington They Have Their Hawks And Doves And In Ottawa We Have Our Parrots.

The Bible Is Like A Bull Fiddle, You Can Play Almost Any Tune You Want On It.

A Recession Is When Your Neighbour Has To Tighten His Belt. A Depression Is When You Have To Tighten Your Own Belt. And A Panic Is When You Have No Belt To Tighten And Your Pants Fall Down.