The Chief Good Is The

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

Dogs And Philosophers Do The Greatest Good And Get The Fewest Rewards.

When The Slave Auctioneer Asked In What He Was Proficient, He Replied, "in Ruling People."

Aristotle Dines When It Seems Good To King Philip, But Diogenes When He Himself Pleases.

I Am Looking For An Honest Man.