The Constitution Gives Every American

Tell Me How Much A Nation Knows About Its Own Language, And I Will Tell You How Much That Nation Knows About Its Own Identity.

There's Nothing Wrong With Sobriety In Moderation.

The Constitution Gives Every American The Inalienable Right To Make A Damn Fool Of Himself.

The Public Library Is The Most Dangerous Place In Town

I Have One Head That Wants To Be Good, And One That Wants To Be Bad. And Always, As Soon As I Get Up, One Of My Heads Is Sad.