The Creed Of The Inland

There Have Been Many Definitions Of Hell, But For The English The Best Definition Is That It Is The Place Where The Germans Are The Police, The Swedish Are The Comedians, The Italians Are The Defense Force, Frenchmen Dig The Roads, The Belgians Are The Pop Singers, The Spanish Run The Railways, The Turks Cook The Food, The Irish Are The Waiters, The Greeks Run The Government, And The Common Language Is Dutch.

Diplomacy, N. Is The Art Of Letting Somebody Else Have Your Way.

New York Means Many Different Things To Me. It Certainly Means Cheesecake, More Species Of Cheesecake Than I Ever Knew Existed: Rum, Orange, Hazelnut, Chocolate Marble, Italian, Boston, And Of Course, New York.

A Broad Definition Of Crime In England Is That It Is Any Lower-class Activity That Is Displeasing To The Upper Class.

Television Is An Invention That Permits You To Be Entertained In Your Living Room By People You Wouldn't Have In Your Home.