The Dog Is Dressed Just

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.

God Will Protect Us, But To Make Sure, Carry A Heavy Club

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.

If A Thing Is Worth Doing, It Is Worth Doing Slowly ... Very Slowly.