The Dog Is Dressed Just

If A Thing Is Worth Doing, It Is Worth Doing Slowly ... Very Slowly.

God Will Protect Us, But To Make Sure, Carry A Heavy Club

It's Not What You Do. It's The Way You Do It-stripping, Or Writing, Or Talking . . . Or Just Breathing. Do It With An Air, And Never Admit You're Scared.

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.

A Naked Dog For A Naked Lady.