You Don't Have To Be

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

It's Not What You Do. It's The Way You Do It-stripping, Or Writing, Or Talking . . . Or Just Breathing. Do It With An Air, And Never Admit You're Scared.

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.