The English Lord Marries For

What Is So Nice & So Unexpected About Life Is The Way It Improves As It Goes Along. I Think You Should Impress This Fact On Your Children Because I Think Young People Have An Awful Feeling That Life Is Slipping Past Them & They Must Do Something - Catch Something - They Don't Quite Know What, Whereas They've Only Got To Wait & It All Comes.

Nothing Makes People Crosser Than Being Considered Too Old For Love.

If I Had A Girl I Should Say To Her, 'marry For Love If You Can, It Won't Last, But It Is A Very Interesting Experience And Makes A Good Beginning In Life. Later On, When You Marry For Money, For Heaven's Sake Let It Be Big Money. There Are No Other Possible Reasons For Marrying At All.

There Are Worse Things Than Poverty, Though I Can't For The Moment Remember What They Are.

When The Loo Paper Gets Thicker And The Writing Paper Thinner, It's Always A Bad Sign, At Home.