The English May Not Like

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

The Function Of Music Is To Release Us From The Tyranny Of Conscious Thought.

The English May Not Like Music, But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.