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On A Clear Day, Rise And Look Around You, And You'll See Who You Are. On A Clear Day, How It Will Astound You That The Glow Of Your Feelings Outshines Every Star. You Will Follow Every Mountain, Sea And Shore, You Will See From Far And Near A World You've Never Seen Before. On A Clear Day, On A Clear Day, You Can See Forever, And Ever, And Ever More.

Why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?

Coughing In The Theater Is Not A Respiratory Ailment. It Is A Criticism.

Why Can't A Woman Be More Like A Man? Men Are So Honest, So Thoroughly Square; Eternally Noble, Historically Fair; Who, When You Win, Will Always Give Your Back A Pat. Why Can't A Woman Be Like That?

Youth Has Many Glories, But Judgement Is Not One Of Them, And No Amount Of Electronic Amplification Can Turn A Belch Into An Aria.