Coughing In The Theater Is

The Female Sex Has No Greater Fan Than I, And I Have The Bills To Prove It.

Back Home Everyone Said I Didn't Have Any Talent. They Might Be Saying The Same Thing Over Here, But It Sounds Better In French.

Coughing In The Theater Is Not A Respiratory Ailment. It Is A Criticism.

On A Clear Day, Rise And Look Around You, And You'll See Who You Are. On A Clear Day, How It Will Astound You That The Glow Of Your Feelings Outshines Every Star. You Will Follow Every Mountain, Sea And Shore, You Will See From Far And Near A World You've Never Seen Before. On A Clear Day, On A Clear Day, You Can See Forever, And Ever, And Ever More.

Youth Has Many Glories, But Judgement Is Not One Of Them, And No Amount Of Electronic Amplification Can Turn A Belch Into An Aria.