The First Piano Was Built

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.

The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With A Cold.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.