The Oboe Sounds Like A

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.