The First Thing My Family

I Earned My First Steady Paycheck Watering Rose Bushes At A Nursery For A Dollar An Hour.

The First Thing My Family Did When We Moved Was Join The Local Church. The Second Was To Go To The Library And Get Library Cards.

I Have Learned Not To Read Reviews. Period. And I Hate Reviewers. All Of Them, Or At Least All But Two Or Three. Life Is Much Simpler Ignoring Reviews And The Nasty People Who Write Them. Critics Should Find Meaningful Work.

Ricky Had Taught Me A Few Cuss Words. I Usually Practiced Them In The Woods By The River, Then Prayed For Forgiveness As Soon As I Was Done.

How Could Homosexuals Possibly Srew Up The Sanctity Of Marriage Any Worse Than Heterosexuals?