The German Mind Has A

The Adjective Is The Banana Peel Of The Parts Of Speech.

[books] Will Visit You At Your Convenience, Whether You Are Lonesome Or Not, On Rainy Days Or Fair. They Propose Themselves As Either Transient Acquaintances Or Permanent Friends. They Will Stay As Long As You Like, Departing Or Returning As You Wish. Their Friendship Entails No Obligation. Best Of All, And Not Always True Of Our Merely Human Friends, They Have Cleopatra's Infinite Variety.

I Think We Must Quote Whenever We Feel That The Allusion Is Interesting Or Helpful Or Amusing.

Liquor Is Not A Necessity. It Is A Means Of Momentarily Sidestepping Necessity.

The German Mind Has A Talent For Making No Mistakes But The Very Greatest.