The Good Lord Was Good

I Won Twenty-eight Games In Thirty-five And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes When The Cards Sent Me A Contract With A Cut In Salary. Mr. Rickey Said I Deserved A Cut Because I Didn't Win Thirty Games.

It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do It.

Mr. Rickey, I'll Put More People In The Park Than Anybody Since Babe Ruth.

Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.

I Never Keep A Scorecard Or The Batting Averages. I Hate Statistics. What I Got To Know, I Keep In My Head.