The Great Thieves Lead Away

Aren't You Ashamed, You Who Walk Backward Along The Whole Path Of Existence, And Blame Me For Walking Backward Along The Path Of The Promenade?

Education Gives Sobriety To The Young, Comfort To The Old, Riches To The Poor And Is An Ornament To The Rich.

It Is Not That I Am Mad, It Is Only That My Head Is Different From Yours.

Discourse On Virtue And They Pass By In Droves. Whistle And Dance The Shimmy, And You've Got An Audience.

No Man Is Hurt But By Himself.