The Height Of Human Desire

A Good General Always Makes You Search For His Weaknesses.

I Recruited A Czech Kicker, And During The Eye Exam, When Asked To Read The Bottom Line, The Kicker Replied, Read It? I Know Him.

The Minute I Think I'm Getting Mellow, I'm Retiring. Who Ever Heard Of A Mellow Winner?

I Love Football. I Think It Is Most Wonderful Game In World And I Despise To Lose.

You Don't Get Hurt Running Straight Ahead...three-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust Offense. I Will Pound You And Pound You Until You Quit.