The Jelly-bean Eating Thug Says

You Got To Die Of Something Because If You Die Of Nothing, They Won't Pay Your Insurance.

And We Love To Dance, Especially That New One Called The Civil War Twist. The Northern Part Of You Stands Still While The Southern Part Tries To Secede.

That's Easy, To Stand In A Nightclub, Where Most Of The People That Come In, They Came To See You.

When I Lost My Rifle, The Army Charged Me 85 Dollars. That Is Why In The Navy The Captain Goes Down With The Ship.

We Used To Root For The Indians Against The Cavalry, Because We Didn't Think It Was Fair In The History Books That When The Cavalry Won It Was A Great Victory, And When The Indians Won It Was A Massacre.