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A Cynic Should Never Marry An Idealist. For The Cynic, Marriage Represents The Welcome End Of Romantic Life, With All Its Agony And Ecstasy. But For The Idealist, It Is Only The Beginning.

As A Kid, I Grew To Define What I Didn't Want My Life To Be Like By Sitting Behind Moaning Women On The Bus, Hearing Them Bang On About Their Aches And Pains, Both Real And Imagined.

It May Be A Cliché, But It's True - The Build-up To Christmas Is So Much More Pleasurable Than The Actual Day Itself.

Amsterdam Has More Than 150 Canals And 1,250 Bridges, But It Never Seems Crowded, Nor Bent And Bitter From Fleecing The Tourist.

It Must Be Said That Brighton, Unlike London, Makes Driving Seem Very Appealing. Instead Of Glowering Faces And Angry Horns On All Sides, We Have The Coast Road In Front Of Us And The Sussex Downs Just 10 Minutes Behind Us.