The Liberal Gluten-free Agenda Is

Take The Platypus - That Is Not A Finished Product. It Is Clearly Still In Beta.

I Could Sit Toe To Toe At A Potato Table With Anybody.

There Once Was A Man Name Barack, Whose Re-election Came As A Shock. He Raised The Taxes I Pay, And Then Turned Marriage Gay. And Now He's Coming After Your Glock.

Brb, Ttyl Ok? Wow, I Saved A 'ton' Of Time With Those Acronyms.

You Can't Swallow And Think About Your Tongue. If You Think About Your Tongue, You've Got A Giant Piece Of Meat In Your Mouth And That's A Terrible Feeling.