The Man Who Gets Bit

Fashion Makes Fools Of Some, Sinners Of Others, And Slaves Of All.

Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

If Animals Had Reason, They Would Act Just As Ridiculous As We Menfolks Do.

Adversity Has The Same Effect On A Man That Severe Training Has On The Pugilist: It Reduces Him To His Fighting Weight.

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.