The Mint Makes It First,

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.

A Girl Never Cares Who Casts The First Stone At Her -- As Long As It's A Diamond

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

A Home In The Country Is What A City Man Hopes To Buy And A Farmer Hopes To Sell.