The Minute I Got Skinny

I Don't Watch Reality Tv Much, But Sometimes I'll Be On The E! Channel And See That Show "total Divas", About Female Wrestlers. It's Like, Fake Tits Are De Rigueur. Nose Jobs Are De Rigueur. Exaggerated Asses Are De Rigueur. Twerking Is De Rigueur.

For Years, Despite Having Impeccable Taste, I Didn't Understand How To Convey That I Had Impeccable Taste.

I Can Turn On The Radio Right Now And Be Inspired.

I'm Clean And Sober For Over A Year And No One Seems To Care! They're Like, 'oh, Her Dramatic Weight Gain.' So, Stop Making Fun Of Me!

In Rock Stardom There's An Absolute Economic Upside To Self-destruction.