The Morning Paper Is Just

Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To Have, Especially For A Woman Who Ain't Handsome.

The Unfortunate Do Not Pity The Unfortunate.

The Great Art Of Writing Is Knowing When To Stop.

Men Who Have Much To Say Use The Fewest Words.

If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever You Go, Listen To The Grievances Of Others But Never Relate Your Own.