The Unfortunate Do Not Pity

Never Run Into Debt, Not If You Can Find Anything Else To Run Into.

What Is A Man Profited, If He Shall Gain The Whole World, And Lose His Own Soul I Suppose This Depends Somewhat Upon The Size Of The Soul. I Think There Are Cases Where The Trade Would Do.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

There Are Very Few Good Judges Of Humor, And They Don't Agree.

Experience Increases Our Wisdom But Doesn't Reduce Our Follies.