The Only Medicine That Needs

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

Good Teachers Cost A Lot; But, Poor Teachers Cost A Lot More.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.