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I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

I Always Knew What I Was Doing.

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.