The Only Thing Money Gives

Mail Your Packages Early So The Post Office Can Lose Them In Time For Christmas.

Democracy Means Free Television, Not Good Television, But Free.

I Hated My Last Boss. He Asked, Why Are You Two Hours Late? I Said, I Fell Downstairs. He Said, That Doesn't Take Two Hours.

My Success Just Evolved From Working Hard At The Business At Hand Each Day.

I Demand My Right To A Private Life, Just As I Respect That Right For Everybody Else.