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The Little Trouble In The World That Is Not Due To Love Is Due To Friendship.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

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Bravery Is Knowledge Of The Cowardice Of The Enemy.