The Only Way To Entertain

The Hardest Thing Is To Take Less When You Can Get More.

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.

A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About Something Else.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.