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Seeing A Murder On Television Can Help Work Off One's Antagonisms. And If You Haven't Any Antagonisms, The Commercials Will Give You Some.

All Love Scenes Started On The Set Are Continued In The Dressing Room.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

Television Is Like The American Toaster, You Push The Button And The Same Thing Pops Up Everytime.

For Me, The Cinema Is Not A Slice Of Life, But A Piece Of Cake.