The Only Way To Survive

Don't Be Silly And Don't Waste Your Time.

I've Been Told To Speed Up My Delivery When I Perform. But If I Lose The Stammer, I'm Just Another Slightly Amusing Accountant.

I Don't Like Country Music, But I Don't Mean To Denigrate Those Who Do. And For The People Who Like Country Music, Denigrate Means 'put Down'.

I Was Influenced By Every Comedian I Ever Saw Work. That's The Only Way You Learn How To Do It.

Funny Is Funny Is Funny.