I'm The Female Equivalent Of

My Mother Once Said "if You Don't Pay Attention To Age, Then It Won't Pay Attention To You." And She Says It, And It Sounds Nice, But I Don't Buy It.

I've Never Compromised Who I Am Not Ever. If I've Gotten Anywhere In My Life It's Been On My Own Merits.

Sometimes I Feel Like An Old Hooker.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

I Always Wanted To Be Famous Because I Thought That If I Couldn't Be Good [at Something], I'd Be Famous. I Was Never Really Good. I Was Just Something Different And I Got To Be Famous For Being Different.