The Problem With Me Is

I Feel Like Elvis. Only Alive.

I've Got Taste, It's Inbred In Me.

I Have A Guinness Book Of World Records Entry As The Most-watched Person On Television; Now I Have A New Entry As The Only Man Who Has A Crab Named After Him.

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me.

My One Ambition Was To Go To Broadway, And I Never Gave Up On That Dream.