The Punt Returner Got Smacked

The Second Type You Have At These Parades Seems To Be The People Who Want To Mislabel Hitler. Everybody In The World Is Hitler. Bush Is Hitler, Ashcroft Is Hitler, Rumsfeld Is Hitler. The Only Guy Who Isn't Hitler Is The Foreign Guy With A Mustache Dropping People Who Disagree With Him Into The Wood Chipper. He's Not Hitler.

He Lasted About As Long As The Dessert Tray At Rosie O'donnell's House.

Of *course* He Needs To Renegotiate His Salary - The Guy Buys More Snow Than Seward Did When He Bought Alaska From The Russians.

Twitter! Never Have Lives Been Less Lived And More Chronicled!

Let Me Use Their Own Terminology Against Them. They Aborted A Child In The 200th Trimester.