The Punt Returner Got Smacked

Joan Rivers Telling Lauren Bacall Her Dress Is All Wrong Is Like Carrot Top Telling Lenny Bruce He Needs To Get An Edge.

It's Foolish To Be Prejudiced. There Are So Many Reasons To Hate People On An Individual Basis.

I Have The Distinction Of Speaking To You From One Of The Few Countries That Still Has A Communist Party.

I'm A Tad Paranoid. I Think The Person In Front Of Me Is Following Me The Long Way Round.

If You Could Use The Internet Somehow To See How A Fiji Sailor Is Doing, Rather Than Having To Read A Text Version Of It Somewhere A Day Later, That Would Be Great.