The Real Fountain Of Youth

The More Flesh You Show, The Higher Up The Ladder You Go.

Cosmetic Surgery Is Terrifying. It Never Looks Good. Those Women Look Weird. They Look In The Mirror And Think They Look Great, But They Don't See What We See. I Think It's Hideous. They Scare Small Children.

Well, I Was Fourteen In Texas. But I Looked Twenty-five.

I've Dabbled In Several Different Religions.

The Real Fountain Of Youth Is To Have A Dirty Mind.