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One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.