My Cousins Gay, He Went

I Tell Ya, With My Wife, I Got No Sex Life. Her Favorite Position Is Facing Bloomingdale's.

I Can't Get No Respect.

...went To A Bar For A Few Drinks. The Bartender Asked What I Wanted. "surprise Me", I Said. So He Showed Me A Naked Picture Of My Wife.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens