My Wifes Cooking Is So

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.